If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising
then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Will Rogers
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If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
Albert Grant
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A lot of people become pessimists from financing optimists.
CT Jones
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Samuel Goldwyn
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We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
Keith Davis
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Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.
John Imhoff
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Today's pay slip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.
Raymond Cvikota
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To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in.
Doris Lilly
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Howard Scott
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they
produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly
love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo
clock.
Orson Welles
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
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The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges
you for the privilege.
Letter in the Times newspaper
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In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything
about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
Harold Coffin
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The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.
Charles Dickens
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Few great men would have got past personnel.
Paul Goodman
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a
long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
Robert Morley
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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Aldus Manutius (1449 - 1515), Placard on the door of the Aldine Press
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
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Drive thy business or it will drive thee.
Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
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The chief business of the American people is business.
Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933), Speech in Washington, Jan. 17, 1925
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman (1947 - )
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In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell
what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to
them by a good salesman.
David M. Ogilvy
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Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by
these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.
David Rockefeller (1915 - )
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'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college.
George Ade (1866 - 1944), "The Steel Box", 1898
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes
naturally to me.
John Cleese (1939 - )
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A dinner lubricates business.
Lord William Stowell
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